who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator
How do you just “forget” about England
oh my god
this white boy
is he fucking twelve
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
Who remembers when Simon Pegg, Benedict Cumberbatch, Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine went to a Hooters together? These are some lost tweets I found, allegedly they were all deleted for publicity reasons. Not lost any more I’m afraid! Apparently this was during the filming of Star Trek Into Darkness, and here’s the post that Simon Pegg refers to in his tweet.
I truly wonder if we’ll ever know the other stuff they did that night
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME